Sometimes my edgy brand of humor is a detriment. I don’t remember much of last night (the phrase black out drunk comes to mind…) but I went out with my brother. I tried to hook him up with this broad who was obviously more into me. I jokingly told her I was gay in order to bait and switch.
Chick: I can’t believe you’re gay…
Me: I’m not gay, I was joking
Chick: No, you’re so gay…
Me: I’m so gay I want to cum all over your fat tits…(she was of the thicker variety…)
Chick:You’re so gay. this is my boyfriend, maybe he’s more your speed (grabs Seth Rogan look alike who’s my height who has 40 pounds on me)
Me: (to Boyfriend) I’m so gay, I’m going to cum all over your girlfriend’s fat tits tonight…
The night went down hill from there I think. It’s ten and I’m still hung over. The shame spiral continues…
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