I went out with Unkles last night for some beers and to watch the football game. Eventually once the statute of limitations is up, I will post that story. Anywho.
Cost of my portion of the tab: $97
Cost of the beer I spilt into someone else’s lap: $14
Number of brother pissed at me after said beer spill: 1
Number of vaginas that snapped shut like mouse traps after the second spill: 2
Number of women who wanted to blow me in the parking but will end up going out on a classy date with my older brother: 1
Hearing your older brother who you’ve looked up to most of your life utter the following sentence, ‘I can’t believe the shit you say to women and get away with, and not only you get away with, but they eat it up. How do you fucking do it?’: Priceless
