Went out to lunch with the cute girl with the perfect ears. Had a couple of beers and the conversation got a little weird. She confessed that she was really attracted to me, and that hasn’t happened to her in a while.
This is when I told her that I was truly flattered, but I’m happily married to a wonderful woman who has borne me my sons, who are the apple of my eye. Thank you, but no thank you. But for some reason when it came out of my mouth it sounded like ‘Ditto…’
Can’t get much more smooth than that…
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